Introducing Little T
In what might be the all-time winner of the "You Can't Make This Up" award, Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens announced that he's starting a line of children's books. Here's the link to the story in The Dallas Morning News.
The main character will be a boy named Little T, who seems like a thinly veiled representation of Owens himself. Here's a guess that Owens doesn't do for parenting what Dr. Benjamin Spock did in the 60s and 70s.
The series' first three titles:
Little T Learns to Share
Little T Learns What Not to Say
Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry
Herewith some of my suggested upcoming titles:
Little T Learns Pain-Killers and Supplements Don't Mix
Little T Learns to Respect Opposing Team's Logos
Little T Learns to Turn Off His Gay-Dar
Little T Learns to Choose a Competent Publicist
Just when you think you've seen everything.
DJ
In what might be the all-time winner of the "You Can't Make This Up" award, Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens announced that he's starting a line of children's books. Here's the link to the story in The Dallas Morning News.
The main character will be a boy named Little T, who seems like a thinly veiled representation of Owens himself. Here's a guess that Owens doesn't do for parenting what Dr. Benjamin Spock did in the 60s and 70s.
The series' first three titles:
Little T Learns to Share
Little T Learns What Not to Say
Little T Learns to Say I'm Sorry
Herewith some of my suggested upcoming titles:
Little T Learns Pain-Killers and Supplements Don't Mix
Little T Learns to Respect Opposing Team's Logos
Little T Learns to Turn Off His Gay-Dar
Little T Learns to Choose a Competent Publicist
Just when you think you've seen everything.
DJ
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